Monday, May 2, 2011
Something Smells Fishy At Sea
I hate to say this, but the death of Osama Bin Laden sounds like a new birth of wild conspiracies on the rise. For instance, Obama allowing the body to be thrown at sea. Why oh why would you get rid of the evidence? "We have photos, we have videos." Any forensics lab would laugh at photos or a video without the actual body being there. You've heard of photoshop, right? And with video editing software, hell, it'd be nothing to create a video of Pelosi and Osama...well, I'll leave it at that. There is a good chance that Obama lied to the American people when he gave his press speech, and I think he had no idea beforehand what had actually happened. If it happened on Sunday, like Obama said, under his orders, then why would he permit dumping of the body at sea? If he thought he was in a mess before, just wait until he gets asked about the body…if there even was one.
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ReplyDeleteHours before President Obama’s announcement that Osama Bin Laden had been killed, Dwayne Johnson tweeted, “Just got word that will shock the world — Land of the free … home of the brave DAMN PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!.
Post announcement, he followed that up with “..couldn’t have asked for a better birthday present..”
Hey w00fster, maybe he was in the Situation Room with Obumer, because the WOCK couldn’t STAND to watch, so the ROCK had to report the unfolding events to him.
ReplyDeleteDo you smeeeeeeeeel!!!!! What The Rock is cooking!
Or maybe, Hussein was not in the Situation Room. Nope. He was on Marine One anxiously waiting to pray over Osama’s dead body before he was respectfully buried at sea, while the Rock, who WAS in the Situation Room, tivoed the whole thing — which the Wuss will not watch. hehehe
There saying we would of never got him if it weren't for a name of an alias used by a courier whom bin Laden particularly trusted.
ReplyDeleteSo did the Rock get the info water boarding the detainee or the POTUS???
You can thank Bush for getting him, this administration would rather bow to our enemies and sweet talk them to death while there slitting the rest of us throats.
ReplyDelete"The Rock" probibly has a lot more friends in the military than the dopes in the White House.
Have you seen my turtle anywhere?
ReplyDeleteNo but i know somebody that has.
ReplyDeleteyeah and they Agápe turtle soup...
ReplyDeleteIs it a 'post turtle'
ReplyDeleteWhile i was suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle.
I struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and him being our new president.
The old rancher said, ‘Well i might know where, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle’.
Not being familiar with the term, i asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was. The old rancher said,
‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle'.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on my face so he continued to explain.
‘You know he didn’t get up there by himself,
he doesn’t belong up there, and he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there,
and you just wonder what kind of idiot put him up there to begin with’.
HAHAHA! Classic!
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